Marbury to Celtics? Great idea!

Yeah, sign a guy who has his own number 3 tattooed on the side of his head -- that's a fantastic way to build a team. Are they going to un-retire Dennis Johnson's jersey for the sake of Starbury's skull? Maybe he can just fill in the 3 and make it an 8.

Kevin Durant - Tough Guy?

The man dunks like he's the second coming of Chocolate Thunder. Have you seen how skinny this guy is? He's about as tough as Chris Brown in a car with his girlfriend. Where's the old Ron Artest when you need him?

Do the Mavs Need to Rebuild?

Short answer: yes. Long answer: hell yes. But we're talking about a team whose biggest decisions have involved giving up Steve Nash and Devin Harris. Ed T. Rush might not be able to manage a Dairy Queen, but could Mark Cuban even work under him?

Bob Cousy's Opinion = Basketball Gold

Sure, the guy may be 172, but how can you discount the Houdini of the Hardwood? The Cooz put up huge numbers and won six championships -- and all in a pair of skin tight white shorts. We'd like to see Stephon Marbury do that. Except for the tight shorts part.

Are the Bulls Ready for the Elite?

Of course! John Paxson is amazing -- the way he knocked down those treys in the finals against the Suns ... Oh wait. That was 15 years ago. Now the Bulls are pinning their hopes on ... Brad Miller? Um. Never mind.

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